Petition to the God(dess) of Lag

Name:





Petition for the God(dess) of Lag:
less lag in chat
less idiots in chat
less stupid Web pages with questions on them


Offering/libation to the God(dess) of Lag:
wine
sheep
chocolate
burnt offerings
burnt umber


Your attire while attending the shrine:
wearing shoes
wearing hat
bare feet
bare head
put on some clothes!